Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. This is parody. There is nothing flattering about a communist grocery store.
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The people's store · Five boroughs · One line

Insane Prices ★
Insane People

Mamdani Marts is the unofficial official grocery of the five-borough experiment. We do not sell milk yet. We do sell the shirt you will wear while you wait for the milk.

This month's rations

Weekly specials

Prices locked by the committee until further notice. Produce, meat, and staples are 30% off in theory. Merch is 100% in stock.

Viva la Grocery Revolution poster
New print

Viva la Grocery Revolution

Che-style propaganda poster. Hang it where the produce used to be.

$24

Buy the poster
CCCP card
Loyalty

CCCP membership

Mandatory. Completely voluntary. Moves you to the front of a line that does not exist.

Free / $12

Get your card
Seal t-shirt
30% off dignity

People's Seal Tee

The official unofficial uniform of the bread line.

$40$28

Shop shirts
Coming soon aisle
Aisle 7 · soon

Lenin Chips & Politburritos

Snack foods of the future. Join the list. History will remember who pre-ordered.

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CCCP Comrade Club Card

Comrade Club Card Program

CCCP

All Customers are Equal !

(but some customers are more equal than others)

Download a card. Order the plastic. Get the holiday gift card. Hand us your email so we can tell you when the next drop ships.

How the store works

The Mamdani Marts Cycle

A perpetual motion machine of the people.

The Mamdani Marts Cycle — we price groceries at a loss, you buy cheap, we lose money, we tax the rich

The merch aisle

Take home a ration

Full shop
People's Seal Tee

People's Seal Tee

$28

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CCCP Tee

CCCP Comrade Tee

$28

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Seal mug

Official Seal Mug

$18

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