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Souvenirs from a grocery store that exists on purpose. Checkout will run through Printify. Until those URLs are live, Buy notifies you instead of charging you.

Best seller

People's Seal Tee

Locked circular seal on red. The shirt you wear to explain the bit.

$28

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Loyalty wear

CCCP Comrade Tee

Cream tee, red block CCCP, star in the P, script program name.

$28

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Official Seal Mug

Holds coffee, broth, or approved slogans. Dishwasher theoretically loyal.

$18

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New print

Viva la Grocery Revolution Poster

Che-style propaganda print. Cream paper, red type, grocery bag instead of a rifle. 18×24 art print.

$24

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Propaganda Sticker Pack

Seal, CCCP card, and the Viva poster. Vinyl. Survives weather and arguments.

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Holidays

Parody Gift Card

Good for rations and merch. A physical card, not city store credit. Perfect for people who have everything except a sense of proportion.

$25

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CCCP

Plastic CCCP Card

Wallet-size Comrade Club Card. Printify may not cut CR80 plastic — this SKU can move to a card printer. Join the list if you want one.

$12

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Lenin Chips

Snack directorate in session. Not for sale. Put your email in the CCCP form and we will pretend you had dibs.

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Politburritos

Wrapped by the people, priced by the committee. Future aisle 7.

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